moriatea:

confessions-of-a-teenage-fitblr:

plot twist: santa actually brings you the naked celebrity you asked for and you have to awkwardly unwrap them in front of your entire family

 

officialunitedstates:

just did a thing

WHEN MY LESS DRUNK FRIEND TAKES CARE OF ME

runbabyrunx3:

howdoiputthisgently:

WE’RE LIKE:

Lmfaooooo deeprana

"I will be your
7 AM sleepy kisses
8 AM French toast
9 AM rushed goodbyes
10 AM love calls
11 AM daydreams
12 PM lunch notes
1 PM new email
2 PM coffee break texts
3 PM reminiscent thoughts
4 PM longing
5 PM drained love
6 PM post-work hugs
7 PM dinner companion
8 PM wine bottle
9 PM tango
10 PM readying for bed
11 PM bedtime stories
12 PM Midnight Sonata
1 AM confessions
2 AM heavy snores
3 AM morning sex
4 AM driftless sleep
5 AM frenzied fantasies
6 AM rapturous sleep
I will be your
Clock."


Grace C., Timepiece (via woundedwillows)

New motivation. I wanna be your clock. That was dope wordplay.

(via kcillvhenstynct)

4 hours of sleep? This ain’t even cute

(via youngblackandvegan)

(Source: praistiel)

safare:

idk I sometimes finish sentences with a “~” bc a period seems too hard/almost angry and a blank is too blank

see you later. (secretly pissed)
vs
see you later~ (floating away trailing glitter and fairy dust)

falling-in-love-with-fandoms:

xdreamxcatchersx:

henryviiisensuite:

and here we have the differences between women’s and boy’s/men’s tshirts

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Am I supposed to be mad about the price, or the insinuation that I, as a woman, need to be saved, but a man needs to be the hero?

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(Source: kinghenryv)

gavinfree:

u know what sucks about being a senior? there is no one above u. no hot older boys. ur just stuck with the flops in ur class and underclassmen.